It really seems that i have a substandard model. I say this because there are parts not cooperating and I am only 39 years old!!! I think at this age the kinks in my neck should not become paralytic in nature and that my eyes should be able to focus on the bag of my four year old daughter’s kid’s meal to read just how much sodium she is getting along with her cheeseburger-that-she-really-won’t-eat-much-of-because-she-really-only-cares-
about-the-toy. Also, my ass should not be spreading like it is … I wonder if it’s increase is related to global warming. Speaking of the arse getting so big, why don’t we get any ‘little blue pills’ to take care of some of the effects of aging? Sheesh, even if my chest only stayed perky for 36 hours, it would certainly help on those days that I am PMSing. I talk to my doctor about the back pain I’m having and the mood swings just prior to my period and he says, “Well, you are getting older”. I can’t wait until his testes are dangling about mid-thigh level and he can no longer fit into his spandex biker pants to ride on that stupid bike of his with enough reflector tape send an SOS across the sea. Then, and only then, will I feel better that I paid him good money to tell me my pain was because “I’m getting older”. Well guess what…
I’m also getting wiser.
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Dave // July 28, 2007 at 12:27 am
Perhaps you should borrow your doctor’s bike and find somone into the sport to ride with. No BUTTS about it.